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bunny bouncethis is a whole new story I am creating, so enjoy.
one day, during her never-ending search for the dragon balls, bulma was relaxing in her room and decided to do something different. as she got up from the couch, bulma said, "ugh, there's barely anything to do in here. goku and that pervert pig are out at mount frypan looking for a dragon ball and wont be back until 8 weeks from now, while I'm stuck here doing nothing. what am I supposed to do?" just then bulma realized she was still wearing the bunny costume the pervert pig gave her and said, "oh, I didn't know I was still wearing this. now then, what should I do?" as bulma looked around the mobile home she was resting in, she found a sign on a door that said, 'do not open'. after seeing this sign, she said, "hmm, I'm sure that pig wont mind me taking a look in here, right?" as bulma opened the door, lots of big balls tumbled out of the closet. after getting up from getting tumbled on, bulma said, "well what do you know, looks like th
minnie mouse's big bounceits time for a new story by yours truly.
one day in the kingdom of corona, Minnie mouse was visiting Rapunzel and just talking with her. as they did so, Minnie said, "so, uh, Rapunzel, anything new?" Rapunzel responded, "well nothing much really. I just came back from arendelle, so its been slow. sometimes I just need some excitement around here, maybe you can help." Minnie then said, "how so? I just decided to visit you." Rapunzel said, "I'm going to pull of a special teleportation spell that brings anyone anywhere. I want to transport a friend of mine here, and she's far away from me. and plus, this spell cant be done with just one person." Minnie said, "oh perfect, I can help out. after all, I am a experienced mage. so who is it you want to use the teleportation spell on?" Rapunzel showed Minnie a picture of her and princess tutu sitting together on bouncy balls and said, "her name is princess tutu, and I haven't seen her in a while. so I thought I'd invite her here so that she can
rapunzel and rosalina go hoppingonce upon a time, Rosalina was spending some time with Rapunzel, who had invited her over to her place. as they chilled, Rapunzel said, "how was your first easter, Rosalina?" Rosalina responded, "a nightmare." Rapunzel then asked, "how was it a nightmare, Rosalina?" Rosalina said, "you don't know what its like to lose a bet then wear something that you agreed to wear if you lost the bet. ugh, the thought of it still haunts me." Rapunzel was stunned from Rosalina's statement and said, "just what did you have to wear?" Rosalina said, "I had to wear a playboy bunny outfit and bounce around. it was the worst thing of my life, Rapunzel." Rapunzel felt bad for Rosalina and said, "I cant believe that you had to do that, Rosalina. at least its over. I think I have the perfect solution to your problem." Rosalina said, "if it has anything to do with a playboy bunny outfit, count me out." then Rapunzel said, "no, it has nothing to do with a playboy bunny outfit, Rosalina. actually it has somethin
peach's first easterprepare for another amazing story by yours truly.
one day in the mushroom kingdom, princess peach was in her castle just relaxing wondering what to do that day. as she relaxed, peach said, "hmm, I wonder what I shall do on this fine day today? I mean, there isn't very much for me to do." just then, princess Rosalina came over to visit peach and said, "hey, what'cha doing?" peach responded, "just relaxing, thinking about what to do today. hey Rosalina, why are you dressed as a playboy bunny?" Rosalina looked at herself in the mirror and said, "oh, today's easter. and that means its all about being a bunny. now about the playboy bunny outfit, princess daisy and I made a bet and I lost the bet which meant I had to dress this way. plus, it also meant that I had to get you into a playboy bunny outfit." when peach heard about Rosalina's predicament, she said, "WHAT!? who in their right mind would want to see me in a playboy bunny outfit? if it was daisy, I am so going to get her for this." R
easter bunny's best easterits that time again, the easter bunny has a brand new tale.
one day during her never ending journey to spread joy to all the kids of the world, the easter bunny said, "hmm, today is such a good day to go bouncing around on my hoppity hops. now that I think about it, I should do that." so the easter bunny bounced back to her wonderland and got ready to begin bouncing. when she arrived, the bunny had a unexpected guest in her wonderland. the bunny asked the mystery guest, "oh hello. what're you doing here?" the mystery guest responded, "oh, before I answer your question, let me introduce myself. my name's Rapunzel, and I'm here to..." the easter bunny's eyes opened up and said, "Rapunzel!? what are you doing here? I was just about to do some bouncing on some of my hoppity hops." Rapunzel responded, "oh wow. could I join you, easter bunny?" the easter bunny said, "oh sure. I would love for you to join me Rapunzel. besides, I even saved a hopper for you to bounce on." Rapunzel squealed and
easter bunny's big bounceshe's back the easter bunny has returned.
after she got back from spreading joy to the children of the world, the easter bunny was prepared to have some fun. upon arrival into her private wonderland, she said, "hi everyone, I'm back. don't worry, I bet you all missed me, I know so. now then its time for me to have a ball today." so the easter bunny prepared herself for a good time with all of her hoppity hops and got dressed in her easter ballet attire. as she started to get ready, she thought to herself, "hmm, which of these balls should I play with first?" the easter bunny had laid eyes on her blue hoppity hop and said, "I think i'll play with you first, you big and bouncy ball." the easter bunny got on her ball and began to bounce around her playland filled with hoppers galore, she had a smile on her face. as she bounced, she said, "oh this is fun. you really know how to have fun, I can feel it. I'm definitely taking you home." so the easter bunny got off her bouncy ball and put it
drivenmy life has been a series of doors in my face.
as I fight to find my place.
but my friends will always have my back.
as they always say, its better to fight in a pack.
when the time comes, I will be ready.
this isn't the time to be steady.
war is near.
so I will not show fear.
its time to fight.
pinkie pie's big bounce part 2after pinkie's sudden encounter with her friend Melanie, the girls bounced off to arendelle to meet up with queen elsa and her sister anna. as they arrived at the front gate, pinkie pie noticed someone at the top of the castle gates and said, "hello? we are here to see her royal majesty queen elsa." the mystery person said, "oh, pinkie pie. you're here, and just in time." Melanie said, "is that you, princess anna?" anna responded, "oh hi. what's new?" Melanie responded, "oh nothing much. I just came here with pinkie to join you girls for a good bounce." then elsa came up to the top of the castle gates with a guest of hers and said, "pinkie pie, you're finally here. I wanna introduce you to someone. Rapunzel, this is pinkie pie." Rapunzel said to pinkie, "oh, nice to meet you, pinkie pie. I'm so excited to bounce with you!!!" pinkie responded, "so am I. so lets not waste anymore time and get right into it." so the castle gates opened and let pinkie and Melanie bounce right into anna and
pinkie pie's big bounceonce upon a time, there lived a... you know what I'm just gonna come out with it and tell you its all about pinkie pie.
one day in the kingdom of equestrian, a girl named pinkie pie was out one day just enjoying herself with her friends and just got back home and sat down. when she did so, pinkie pie said, "gosh, I never knew spending time with friends could suck energy right out of you. its fun and all, but sometimes I need alone time. what should I do for my alone time?" pinkie went upstairs into her room and looked in her closet for more comfortable clothing to wear. then she stumbled upon something she didn't know she had in her closet. pinkie said, "um, I don't remember this being in my closet. what ever this is, I hope it still fits." so she tried it on and realized, "oh, this must be my ballet tutu I wore when I was helping rarity with her brand new ballerina fashion line. I wonder where the rest of my ballet attire went." pinkie looked all over her room and finally found the re
Sticky Fingers...Full Belly
Thief’s Journal – August 17 20XX
I got caught...I got fricking caught.
Tonight’s lesson? Pick your targets. Pick your targets CAREFULLY: I’ll just say that right now.
If you don’t know what you’re getting into, you’ll end up like I did tonight. (Okay maybe not EXACTLY as I did tonight, but not any less screwed.) I’m sure that seems obvious and that I’ve said it before, but sometimes when you get good, you get cocky…and clumsy…and caught…
I mean, before then it had been a good night. And I mean REALLY good: 15 gallons worth of milkshake from a Pump-Bump-N’Go (5 different kinds!!), 2 shelves of goodies on the snack-food isle at Güdbuy Grocers, and a whole BOATLOAD of leftover chili cheese and beef from Sassy Patties that I didn't even wait to take back home.
This kitty was sitting pretty, lemme tell you.
Then came that damn house. It was supposed simple: Get in, felony, get
The Ogre and the Leprechaun
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There once lived an ogre who loved to frolick about freely in his forest domain; setting traps for prey, picking fresh daisies, climbing mighty oak trees and the like. The other forest creatures feared him, for after all, he was an ogre, and ogres have certain, shall we say, reputations. But truth be told, he really wasn't interested in playing the role of a monster. No, he was content with making strawberry jams, wonderful porcupine puddings and a number of other fine ogre recipes handed down from his grandmama. His only weakness was that he had a ravenous appetite!
One chilly winter morning, a wee leprechaun happened to stray onto the ogre's land. He was searching for his lost newt, his much beloved pet. Newts can be very difficult to find, as they like to hide under rocks or in tiny crevices. So it had been many days that this pa
A Simple MelodyToo damn cold.
That was the only way to put it.
It was simply too damn cold. The rusty old train car provided protection from the barrage of the snowstorm outside, but the metal confines did little to stop the freezing air from becoming any less freezing. The inside wasn’t exactly comfortable, either. It had been a cargo train, not a luxury transportation system for the rich to sip wine and debate over the economy. At the very least, the temporary shelter’s door could slide shut and eliminate the wind chill.
Travis was already bundled in two t-shirts, a hoodie, and a coat, but he certainly didn’t turn down the opportunity to nestle into the pile of abandoned blankets in the corner of the train car. A guitar was also propped up against the wall. The strings were rusty, and it was horribly out of tune, but he was thrilled by the discovery anyway.
The previous occupant of the train car had likely planned to return at some point, but judging by the untouched
A Borrower's Quest: Salt Acquiry
Smooth, warm light shines in through a small, opened window. Morning fog is outside, in the forest. The room is silent and calm. It’s crowded with furniture, shelves and chests all around the walls. All give home to clothes, glass jars and hundreds of books. In the middle of the room, a big, old wooden dining table stands. A few cups, a little clay jar and a vase are on top of it on a neat white tablecloth. Next to the wall opposite to the window, there’s a bed. A boy in his late teens enjoys a deep sleep in it. His occasional snoring is the only thing that disturbs the calm silence of the cottage.
And then small fidgeting is heard from the direction of the window. The sound of it is insignificant, nobody would give it a second thought. They would think it’s just some ordinary noise any house makes. But it wasn’t. From outside, the wall is overgrown by ivy leaves, the vines reach over the window, and on these, something is climbi
Trust Machines: Morning Coffee at the VennCafe (Food TFs, Coffee TF)
“So,” Rob said, slurping down a coffee before work. “What's up for tonight? It's Friday and I'm feeling the urge to be splurged upon.” He winked at his wife Mona, who was digging into a bowl of Cheerios.
“You know,” Mona replied between bites, “Claire at the Trust Motel keeps telling us to visit the VennCafé. She says she can't believe we haven't yet. You want to meet there for lunch?”
Rob snorted, “I'd rather be the lunch. But my boss kind of needs me this afternoon.”
“Well, we'll check it out, see what we think. Meet you there at twelve, okay?”
Rob nodded, picking up his coffee and swirling it around. “You know, I think I'd like to be this,” he stared into the brown liquid. “You'll drink me?”
Mona placed down her spoon. “Well, I'd like to try that too. See, how cool would it be to be Venned not just into a cup of coffee, but rather a coffee be
An Autumn Adventure"That's just about the last of them here in the front yard," I called out, brushing some of the crumbled pieces of leaves off of the sleeves of my hoodie. Autumn had apparently taken an early start on about half of the trees at my house, spreading a colorful, thin layer of leaves all over the lawn. Since there was still so much life left in the grass below, I decided it was a good idea to rake the stuff up.
Besides, little Cyndaquil could enjoy putting his flames to good use igniting something on purpose, for a change.
Nevertheless, I decided to invite a friend over to help me rake up the auburn mess of leaves. After all, everyone knows it's more fun to play in the leaf piles afterwards when you have someone else to take turns making cannonball jumps into the flaking foliage with you! But Dragonair was away for the afternoon, consoling some of the forest animals who weren't prepared for the half-and-half shift of the seasons. So naturally, I looked to my two-legged companions instead.
How to Make Your 100th Deviation
“Welcome to your100th deviation. Such an inviting sign isn’t it.” I sighed in frustration. “When I asked people for help, this wasn’t what I meant.”
Chelsea pushed me towards the building. “Oh come on Chris, what do you have to lose.”
I started walking towards the building with the weird sign on it. The only reason why I was here was because I was told by other deviants that whenever they were stuck on what to do, they came here for some help. I was a little skeptic at first, but at this point I was willing to try anything.
As we approached the door, Chelsea came out from behind me and began to walk beside me. She then asked, “So did your friends tell you how this place was supposed to help you?”
I shrugged my shoulder and replied, “Nope. All they said was that it would help me figure out what I really wanted to do.”
Blue Through the darkness…there was a flash of blue…
Not just any blue, but a clear shade of cornflower that brought flashes of images and memories so potent that they lanced through his failing mind with an almost agonizing degree of clarity.
Eyes….eyes that matched that perfect, delicate shade of cornflower; they had been the first thing he noticed. If eyes were the windows to the soul, then he’d just gazed onto a soul more beautiful than any of the sights he’d seen on all of his many travels. Yes they’d been what he’d noticed first, followed closely by the intimidating feeling of cold steel against the tender skin of his throat.
Another memory—a challenging voice demanding answers. Who was he? What was he doing in her forest? He’d been speechless, and not just because the dagger was pressing uncomfortably into his windpipe. In the end it was the indignan
bouncy love part 4after a hectic day at the Dallas broadway center for the photoshoot, the 5 girls returned home for even more bouncing. while the girls were bouncing, Emily quickly heard the doorbell ring.
when she answered the door, her old best friend William was at the door. William said, "hey Emily, long time no see." Emily responded with a blush, "yeah. I was just bouncing around with my friends on my hoppity hop. wanna come out there?" William said, "sure. I brought my hoppity hop." Emily then took William outside to bounce with her friends in her backyard. William and his new friends all bounced to their hearts' content, as they bounced around, William's hoppity hop popped under causing him to fall. just then, Emily caught him and said, "your bouncy ball popped? here, let me put a smile on your face." Natalie said to William, "you are very nice boy. would you like to go out on a date with me sometime?" William responded, "sure." Emily then kissed William on the cheek and gave him a show that he
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